Bathe me in Pizza

Ask me anything   21. US. College Student. Nail Technician. Feminist. Mom.

pansoph:

for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

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blaxkdreams:

maleeshda3wa:

yayasmeen:

I think my selfie problem is getting out of hand..

This deserves at least a thousand notes !!

Yass

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buzzfeed:

Important reminder: Everyone on the internet is a real person.

Go read this. It’s really important.

Be kind to one another.

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deathbedscene:

having siblings is weird bc like one minute u want to strangle them with their own intestines and then later ur singing dramatic duets together

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officialsandycheeks:

I like Michelle Obama new edgy haircut.

officialsandycheeks:

I like Michelle Obama new edgy haircut.

(Source: greasyskin, via ruinedchildhood)

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